When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left




  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.


no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.

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I got one ;-;

Please? This looks fun

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Just a few of my favourite DT gifs for itspotterwholock to enjoy thoroughly (mostly the first and eighth :) )

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I love how most famous people needed to work their way up to get so many fans while Sue from Catering just needed to bang a pot for 5 seconds



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astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day


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I wanna know why I suddenly get so painfully sad without any kind of warning or reason. I also wanna know how to make it stop.

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Hello, I’m the TARDIS and I’m here to shred some serious gnar.


david tennant + being an adorable asshole with people

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